Sometimes ya feel like a….
The man at the Verizon store offered me almonds. I told him I don’t eat nuts because its kinda like canabalism….took him three solid minutes to catch it
The man at the Verizon store offered me almonds. I told him I don’t eat nuts because its kinda like canabalism….took him three solid minutes to catch it
i burped and it tastes like pinapples and weed #winning
My Dad has cousins called Grover ( his real name) and Squeak ( nick name). When I was little the mental images I had imagined when he talked about his family were friggin EPIC.