A friend of mine posted this meme on FaceBook….. The following is what ended up happening in the comments section of that post: Me: I’m….I’m not understanding….is that..NOT….part of living your life to the fullest?? ….did…i miss a memo or something? Friend: I guess some people think that living one’s life to the fullest is […]
Curse words are the bacon bits in the salad of language.
Hmm …. Nine Inch Nails’ “Closer”? Heh…jk…kinda…. There’s a bunch that fit, life isn’t constant, situations change, PEOPLE change, why wouldn’t the song change, too? If I have to pick ONE….Imma go with Reba by Phish..yeah….go ahead and try to figure out THAT correlation….
Andddddd…I am, from now on, ALWAYS referring to sleep as Death with Benefits…..
I believe I, myself, may have received a whole plane, once or twice…..*smirk*
99.9 percent of the benefit of an immense vocabulary is the ability to insult a person so thoroughly they need to use a dictionary to figure out how pissed they should be.
IT SHOULD SERIOUSLY BE ILLEGAL FOR A COMPLETELY INNOCUOUS OBJECT TO MOVE IN WAYS THAT FEEL *DEAD ON EXACTLY* LIKE ANY…ANNYYYY..KIND OF ?!$&@/$! BUG!!!! Ahem…just SAYIN… Totally didn’t feel like a strand of my own hair… Don’t Judge Me.