I’m so sorry you’re not a nerd

A friend of mine posted this meme on FaceBook….. The following is what ended up happening in the comments section of that post: Me: I’m….I’m not understanding….is that..NOT….part of living your life to the fullest?? ….did…i miss a memo or something? Friend: I guess some people think that living one’s life to the fullest is […]

Muse..ick

Hmm …. Nine Inch Nails’ “Closer”? Heh…jk…kinda…. There’s a bunch that fit, life isn’t constant, situations change, PEOPLE change, why wouldn’t the song change, too? If I have to pick ONE….Imma go with Reba by Phish..yeah….go ahead and try to figure out THAT correlation….

Truths

99.9 percent of the benefit of an immense vocabulary is the ability to insult a person so thoroughly they need to use a dictionary to figure out how pissed they should be.

Not ok…

IT SHOULD SERIOUSLY BE ILLEGAL FOR A COMPLETELY INNOCUOUS OBJECT TO MOVE IN WAYS THAT FEEL *DEAD ON EXACTLY* LIKE ANY…ANNYYYY..KIND OF ?!$&@/$! BUG!!!! Ahem…just SAYIN… Totally didn’t feel like a strand of my own hair… Don’t Judge Me.