Jim. Fucking. Sterling.; or Smart is Sexy…

Click here, trust me, you want to see this shit….

The link above will take you to a video recently posted on YouTube ….if you don’t already know of Jim Sterling, or you haven’t seen this video…..just do it. You’ll thank me later.

I posted the following response in several places i (pathetically) hope it might get seen….. Enjoy

 

“Oh…my …..holy…gods…which ever one(s) may be listening !!!!! Jim, I’m not sure if you will see this, as I’m the….it won’t even show me a real number….well I’m the some-number-that-comes-after-2000th commenter….and I’m honestly not sure if it’s entirely within the accepted laws of physics for any youtuber to actually SEE every comment worth reading when there’s just sooooo many (and counting, no surprise) ….but incase you show that you’re super human in YET ANOTHER way….or someone with better contacts than me chances to point this particular comment of mine out….. I’d like you to know….I’m pretty god damn nerdy…. So don’t take it as more than is… But at the least, when it comes to whatever part of the population happens to share my approximate levels of dork…. You have officially reached celebrity-crush-level-status…..

It’s a long story…I’m gonna post the whole thing, but Jim, and any other readers who don’t give a shit about details or are starting to get bored, please feel free to skip to the last “paragraph”, it won’t hurt my feelings, promise.

( yes….paragraph….deal with it, I’ve got shit to say)

So, I’m engaged, and my fiancé is a long time fan of your channel (Imma just write this as if I expect Jim Sterling To be reading it…. Be the Change, and all that….*snort*) and this “show(?)” in particular…. He discovered you about a year and a half ago….. And I’ve watched a lot of it…. But at first, it was, to ME, just a somewhat amusing take on video game news…. But you’ve grown on me, in leaps and bounds, as time went by….. When you made certain illusions fairly recently to groups of often misunderstood folk that you may or may not, allegedly, (but if we’re all friends here, it’s probably worth betting on) be included in…..I cheered for you…..and you became a friend-I-haven’t-met-yet….. And I kinda went… ” his courage and complete comfort level with giving zero FUCKS who might judge him (and thereby prove how WILLFULLY IGNORANT they are, in which case no one needed the, around and way) is actually kinda hot, just sayin…”

And I told my man I was gonna comment on that video….ok this video….alright this one, really, I won’t forget this time…

And damn near every video you put up gave me more reason to think you’re awesome….

Up til tonight….

He just played this video that I’m originally posting this comment on…for me and our room mate…
And all three of us started FREAKING OUT…. And lightening speed texting links to this vid ALL OVER social media…

As awesome as you know you are (lol) I’m not even sure YOU have truely grasped the enormity of what you did in the few moments it took to upload this video, this….MASTER PIECE….this…revolutionary BLUE PRINT…

You have just made history. Because your fans….we see the genius….. And we will spread it like a GOD DAMN VIRUS…… And it will grow…. And gain momentum…. And become more than possibly even *i* dare imagine…. In 50, 100 years….I wouldn’t be surprised to see your name in my grandchildren’s school books….. As long as WE don’t drop the ball…. You have opened a door to a revolution!!!!
And at in that moment, I officially fell Head over heals IN LUST….with the BRAIN…of Jim Fucking Sterling, Son! And since I was leaning that way already…..oh yeah… TOTAL celebrity crush. Hard. (In a totally not creepy or stalkerish way unless you’re into that sorta thing In which case TOTALLY THAT)

You have, now, not only entertained, intrigued, and even educated me…but you have INSPIRED me…..few can truely claim that. You have earned my admiration on myriad levels. Just thought you might like to know.
Hate to cut this short(yes, that’s a joke, I’m not ENTIRELY OBLIVIOUS TO MY OWN FAULTS) but I have Jim-inspired compilations of copyrighted clips im dying to create… But before I go (I really will shut up soon, promise)… Here’s a few things other fans might want to use to spread this “virus”:

Side note: I’d be really interested to somehow see what % of the folks eagerly joining this plan are ALSO supporters of Bernie Sanders…… #wearethejimvolution ????

In conclusion::: Blog. Use hashtags EVERYWHERE… Post links on fb and tag every geek you know…if you know how, edit copyrighted clips into YouTube videos following Jim’s method…. Or any/all of the related ideas proposed by fans in response! Come up with your OWN additions, and share them, EVERYWHERE…. And if you don’t know, see if you can find someone you know who DOES and collaborate with them!! Add a clip in every/any video you DO make from Jim’s channel (and any other youtuber who is in favor!!) with some indication that THOSE people are the GOOD guys, that way we’re increasing the awareness and popularity of the GOOD GUYS at the same time!!! Go and do. Be the change. And thanks Jim…and if you ever happen to end up in Upstate NewYork…… Were easy to reach…. Ya know…just sayin….(P.S. THIS IS THE END… THANK GOD FOR JIM)”

 

 

 

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