So…my cat, my favorite, my BUBBY, MessyFace
Went spelunking in a pile of crap in my bedroom last night while i was trying to sleep
And hes slipping and sliding, and desperately clawing for purchase
Andddd he attempts a couple if TOTALLY DOABLE leaps…and face plants them all….
And im just looking at him….
And then im like….”dude….do you even cat, bro?”
He doesnt think im nearly as funny as I DO