I can see it now….

Have you run across the weird new cat thing on the internet, yet, with cucumbers?

I laugh because im an asshole and SERIOUSLY WTF GUYS, ITS A VEGATABLE…

HOWEVER….the apparent frequency of the effect FASCINATES me.

Because….now i desperately need to understand….

FUCKING WHYYYYYYY??????

Why cucumbers????

Why EVERY cat, to THAT particular, specific stimulous????

And none of the current theories being floated about truely answers that question….

And because i read too much scifi/ fantasy. …
There is this back story explanation forming slowly in my brain

… Of how,  long ago, in a land far away…. cucumbers were sentient… but because of a dramatically tragic unrequited inter-species love story….

… The poor, innocent cucumber was cursed to silence and human mastication…

… And hence they are doomed to be remembered as their true selves ONLY by their sworn enemy…the common house cat…..forever more….

P.S. – there may have been alcohol involved in the formulation of this story. I regret nothing.

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