A friend and sometime lover visited last weekend. For what ever reason we didnt hook up. I mentioned having a rough day, he said his had been shitty too… So i told him
“Well we just both need to be grateful, oddly enough, that we DIDNT have sex when you were down, cuz if we had BOTH our days would be alot worse”
He bites, asks why…
“I missed my birthcontrol shot appointment.
Like a MONTH ago.
But even if im FUCKED…you is NOT dis baby daddy…..so thank the gods for THAT…..”
He felt better then.