I fuckin love my one friend man!
She and I had the best completely platonic shower ever together
Two years ago st Patrick’s day
We were both stupid drunk
And everyone else was goin to sleep
But I’d spilled a drink down me
So I was sticky, so I wanted a shower
But I wanted company and she was game
So we stripped down and jumped in and started scrubbing
Long story short we spent twenty minutes giggling hysterically over neon green boogers and flooding the hotel suite bathroom
And keeping most of our friends awake laughing at the sounds coming out of said bathroom.
I hope they were thinking “Jesus Christ I’m glad I got invited to this party”