Me: you’re not in the blog, yet. we will have to have more interesting conversations for that to happen. lol
Friend: Ohhh I get it. Like that time was riding an epileptic pony eating a raw sausage sandwich? Or was that Fred?
Me: whos fred?
Friend: Your mother’s old roommate’s cocketeu.
Me: you know, you’re kidding to try and get in the blog…but i have stories that sound almost that crazy
like the time i went dumpster diving with my friend from prison
and i found magic shoes that saved my life
Friend: Is that a blog entry?! I checked out the first few…
Me: lol…no but it will be now
congrats, you made it in with your fake awesome story…not because it was awesome, but because it reminded me how awesome mine are.