Facebook Highlights: January, 2014, so far

Originally Written: January 1, 2015

Stupid cat videos on TV, trying not to squee loud enough to wake anyone up….

Originally Written: January 1, 2015

I dye my hair so often I tend to forget what color it actually is at any given time.

Originally Written: January 1, 2015

My feet have had too much new years

Originally Written: January 1, 2015 

Pizza combos are manna from heaven.

Originally Written: January 1, 2015

New hat selfie!

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Originally Written: January 1, 2015

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Originally Written: January 3, 2015

My Baby Puppy is almost too big to hold on my lap now…but I’m gonna keep holding him as long as I can….love him so much!

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Originally Written: January 3, 2015

People who know….someone remind me how to make prison cheesecake please ….inbox me if you don’t want to put it here

Addendum: no one responded… I still don’t know… and I want to..that shit was GOOD

Originally Written: January 3, 2015

Thor “Baby Puppy” “Derp Ear” Norton and Loki “Big Dumb” “Square Eyehole Dog” Bennett …. BROS FER LIFE!

Originally Written: January 4, 2015

Annnnnd the Mayhem planning begins

Addendum: “The Mayhem” is short for “The Saint Patrick’s Day Mayhem”, an annual event in my circle of friends. I host and plan the event and it is a blast

Originally Written: January 4, 2015

“I totally can fit in the chair with you dad, see??” Loki

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Originally Written: January 4, 2015

Hotel suite is booked for St Pats…. so excited already!!! I’m not sure we can top last year, but we can sure as hell try! besides [friend 1] owes me a shower, and [friend 2] never did reach her limit in car bombs…. hope to see you all there!

Originally Written: January 4, 2015

Dear Valentines Day,

Even when I’m NOT single, you still are nothing to me but a reason for the stores to not stock Saint Patrick’s day stuff yet.(I AM still willing to accept Valentines gifts though…just saying…I’m not STUPID…)

Not love, Lana

Originally Written: January 4, 2015

I’m debating whether i should aim on ST Pats for lighting myself on fire MORE times or LESS times than last year….either way has its own pros and cons…

Originally Written: January 4, 2015

me: i think you are delightful people and i think you’d be a great addition to this years st patricks day mayhem
*grin*
friend: awwww….youre sweet!
me:i’m honest! i’m also picky, so good job for getting past the screening proccess…

Originally Written: January 4, 2015

I have to be social or else it builds up and I sound like the radio host on Fifth Element when I let it out.

Originally Written: January 5, 2015

Ha! Mom can’t reach the top of the tree to undecorate……lol…

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Originally Written: January 5, 2015

Why is deep fried cheese cake not a thing I have?????

Originally Written: January 7, 2015

Look how big my baby is getting!! Look at them derpy ears!!

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Originally Written: January 7, 2015

Making nonsense noises at the cat because you just love him so much you can’t English!

Originally Written: January 7, 2015

Snuggin with muh Bubby!

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Addendum: His real name is MessyFace, Bubby is a pet name, no pun intended.

Originally Written: January 7, 2015

[my boyfriend] has vicodin AND access to Facebook. You have been warned.

Originally Written: January 8, 2015

I just can’t morning. I need a big cup of bed.

Originally Written: January 9, 2015

I’m committing pizza goldfish genocide.
Originally Written: January 10, 2015

Dear Ralph who Runs the Flea Market,

Please stop following your customers around desperately hoping they will need help and give you an excuse to talk their ears off. It’s creepy. I love your store but seriously…

Love, Lana
Originally Written: January 10, 2015

All my people are doing nerdy gamer stuff instead of petting me… Sigh….

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Originally Written: January 12, 2015

i’m so bored i want to bang my head against the wall. but i wont. cuz that hurts. i should know.

Originally Written: January 12, 2015

It fascinates me that the Japanese have a WORD that means “a person who kills for the thrill of it” …. yukaihan

Originally Written: January 12, 2015

I just actually had the thought ” gee, I haven’t txtd myself in a while”

Originally Written: January 14, 2015

Wonder how many of you are thinking ” I hope Alana gets over this blog thing soon so she’ll stop forcing me to read shit…”

Originally Written: January 16, 2015

did you know that you can make your FB talk to you like a pirate????? it only work in the browser and not the app, unfortunately, but its SO COOL…. just go to setting-languages- and pick English (pirate) (MIND…BLOWN…)

Originally Written: January 16, 2015

I’m sitting here working on my blog…and all of a sudden the “Duck Tales” theme song is coming from the living room, really loud…..I love my boyfriend.

Originally Written: January 16, 2015

DOGGIE RAINBOW

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Originally Written: January 17, 2015

omg for real for real there is NO ONE on my list awake..none of you are awake…it doesnt matter who you are if you are reading this you were sleeping when i wrote this. you all sort of suck right now. just sayin.

Originally Written: January 17, 2015

blogging is either going to vastly improve my grammar on facebook, or seriously detract from my grammar when I’m writing in my blog.

Originally Written: January 17, 2015

My head is leaking thoughts.

Originally Written: January 17, 2015

CHICKEN POT PIIIIIEEEEEE BITCHES!!!YUM!!

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