Originally written: just now, in conversation
Me: oh, i just cornered megan…did you meet megan at my birthday?
the mobster themed event?
Friend: and you bit her very fun
Me: wait what? did i bite megan? im not sure that happened
i bit like everyone BUT megan and andrea
i bit you, sarah, and karen….
im pretty sure i didnt bite megan
did i bite sharon?
oh man..i dont remember
Addendum: All names have been changed to protect the innocent…or…nearly innocent…..ok fucking sinners but ones that i like.