I Was a Bit Drunk that Night

Originally written: just now, in conversation

Me: oh, i just cornered megan…did you meet megan at my birthday?
the mobster themed event?

Friend: and you bit her very fun

Me: wait what? did i bite megan? im not sure that happened
i bit like everyone BUT megan and andrea
i bit you, sarah, and karen….
im pretty sure i didnt bite megan

did i bite sharon?
oh man..i dont remember

Addendum: All names have been changed to protect the innocent…or…nearly innocent…..ok fucking sinners but ones that i like.

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