originally written: JUNE 2
My boyfriend wants me to play Warcraft but I can’t justify spending that much money on a game….. #Firstworldproblems
originally written: JUNE 3
“Its ok, we just have different taste in psychopaths”
originally written: JUNE 8
Trouble is an attention whore…..which is kinda deep if you don’t know that’s my cats name
Originally written: JUNE 9
ya know those life alert bracelets?? you’d be suprised how difficult they are to give BACK to the life alert people…..
Originally written: JUNE 15
that awkward moment when you hear an explosion from about a mile away and know without a doubt that someone you’re related to blew something up…..
Originally written: JUNE 17
Dear Johnny Depp,
i love you SOOOOOO MUCH…… but what the fuck did you do to Willy wonka!?!?!?
yes i just finally saw this movie.
Originally written: JUNE 26
having a strong urge to draw on my boyfriend while he sleeps……but i’m NOT….see [Boyfriend], see how much i love you???
Originally written: JUNE 29
Dogs in cones are the funniest thing ever.